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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:59
No way
No go.
Unacceptable again!
The two rules investors need to follow right now as the S&P 500 eyes a return to 6,000 - MarketWatch
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
2025 NHL Draft: Reactions to the Penguins stocking up the cabinets in a big way - PensBurgh
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
Next, they tried...
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
Jobs report shifts Fed interest rate forecasts - TheStreet
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What is the best music album of all time?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Why did we evolve to have so many nerve endings in our anuses?
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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